About Courtesans — This chapter is devoted to prostitutes and their profession. Considering this vow is the same regardless of whether you were caught nailing a water buffalo or caught masturbating into a tube sock, we're thinking it would be less extreme to just wrap a bar of soap in a bath towel and smash yourself in the nuts with it. Thus, one learns a thousand ways to copulate. The liberating angst of sexual feeling and desire is further enhanced when her feelings towards her man is seen as visible, alive and breathtaking. Paola Delucca Lotus padmasana Think of a yoga lotus position. Relationships between men and women. Basically, the man is supposed to drink a mixture of cow urine, cow shit, grass, water, milk, butter and yogurt. But somewhere down the line and probably due to more than a little orientalism , the non-sex parts of the Kama Sutra got forgotten, and the sex parts got expanded upon — and, in some cases, totally reinvented shocking as it may seem, Vatsyayana did not write about sex acts involving detachable shower heads. So we're helping to connect those dots by talking about the realities of sex, from how it's done to how to make sure it's consensual, safe, healthy, and pleasurable all at once. Just like you take the effort to dress up for a certain occasion, it is important to look at least presentable if not great for your partner. In the basic version of this position, both partners stand while leaning against a wall or column. When a swelling appears sleep face downwards on a wooden bed, letting one's sex hang through a hole. What they should be? About a Wife — This chapter is dedicated to the women, and specifically, how they should behave being a wife. This image is nothing like what you would experience. Download The Times of India news app for your device. The name is apparently an ode to the wife of Indra, the King of Heaven , who is credited with inventing this position.