What follows is a series of cathartically kinky hijinks including saddles and paddles and various humiliations that allow them to reconcile their respective issues. Deadpool Directed by Tim Miller Hollywood blockbusters have dedicated so much screen time developing the perfect universal love story, but as it turns out, all they needed was an R-rated montage and a series of second-rate holidays. She drives herself into a frenzy, thrashing about in ecstasy like a panicked fish as she gives dance club director Zack Kyle MacLachlan the kind of night not even he, or anyone else, could imagine. I am a man. Could you ask for anything sweeter? Their body language is aggressive and hypermasculine, and later softens into something more protective and tender as they embrace their relationship. Titanic Directed by James Cameron There is no greater universal symbol for hot, steamy sex than a hand running down a foggy window. For the vast majority of couples who develop intimacy through sexual compatibility — not the other way around — Deadpool is the perfect contemporary love story, superhero or not. The Handmaiden Directed by Park Chan-wook Korean filmmaker Park Chan-wook took heat from film critics over the carnal centerpiece of his erotic thriller last year. He fought hard to hold onto one scene in which Dean Ryan Gosling briefly performs oral sex on Cindy Michelle Williams while showering at a hotel, and he won by taking the progressive high ground. The ensuing threesome grows tense, awkward, and hilarious as they bicker over who takes which hole. Another round of voting and then a fair amount of arguing and name-calling brought the list down to the 25 choices you are about to read about and watch and, yes, where possible we found the original clips, so be aware that most of the videos below are NSFW and viewer discretion is strongly advised. The characters in Crash are compelled by wreckage and the desire to see their subjective inner selves fully realized in objective horror. No, no you could not. And yet, the sweaty bodies of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in the back seat of a car is enough to do the job. A depressed customer service guru voiced by David Thewlis meets and falls head over heels for a woman named Lisa Jennifer Jason Leigh during a business trip.