I don't know if it's a reflection of my group of friends, or a reflection of me as a person, or both it's definitely both , but when I posed the question, "Hey, what are some kinky movie sex scenes? It's kind of funny that Stanley Kubrick had earned such respect in the filmmaking world that he could literally film an entire three-minute scene of just Tom Cruise walking around a mansion and 1 watching people bone in various ways, but also 2 watching naked people watching people bone in various ways. The above scene, wherein Denise Richards gets champagne dumped on her, um, frontal lady parts, is great on paper, but a re-watch reveals that Matt Dillon may have outcreeped the coverage on this one - that is, he's just SO creepy that it's almost almost impossible to enjoy anything else in the scene. Don't say I never did anything to improve the world, everybody. My favorite part of all of the hype around "Unfaithful" 11 years ago was the awkward public juxtaposition of "What a moral character study that will make us question everything we believe, what performances by Diane Lane and Richard Gere, what an intelligent take on marriage" versus "holy hell Diane Lane is naked for like 70 percent of this movie you gotta see this high five. And, yeah, you probably shouldn't watch any of these videos at work unless you want to get fired or start a really weird NSFW-themed relationship with your boss. If anyone asked you to do an imitation of the creepiest possible dude you can think of on the spot, I recommend mimicking Matt Dillon's voice from this scene. Imagining Tom Cruise say the word "kinky" is a good way to make yourself vomit on the spot, by the way. According to the search I just completed 48 seconds ago, Google and then Wikipedia defines the word "kinky" as "a term used to refer to an intelligent and playful usage of sexual concepts which are overt, accentuated, unambiguously expressive of sexuality. Okay, that didn't actually happen I don't think , but that would have been great. It's also just glaringly clear how uncomfortable Neve Campbell is to do this scene. Acting is a tough gig, guys. And then things got super dark.