First of all the two main characters, from the blurb and even from the cover I was expecting for them to be two young guys with big When an audience member asked Ms. Lohan observed at one point, "I could deal with giving up coke and vodka, but going without sex made the time I spent in jail seen like an eternity. I was totally not ready for that. No Lie When Grant and Chase hear about the video thanks to a notorious Hamptons' gossip , it's a no-brainer. I'm glad they let me out when they did. But then, when they stupidly leave the video in a New York cab, the would-be crooks have to wheel and deal with a sleazy tabloid editor, a lesbian real estate agent, a kinky Internet stalker, and an alluring boy toy to finally get to the truth. You must have a mental age no greater than eighteen to enjoy this shite. All they have to do is steal the tape, blackmail the star, and collect the cash. Lohan, who spent eighty-four minutes in a holding cell at the Los Angeles County women's detention center in Lynwood last week, drew throaty, raucous laughter when she revealed that after she had been released from jail, she "went straight home and spent the rest of the day soaking in a hot tub with several of my favorite toys. Be advised to believe half of what you see and nothing of what you read. If only they could pull off the perfect crime--"The Big One," as Grant calls it--Chase could finally quit his job at the supermarket and the two could retire in style. From award-winning author Rob Byrnes comes a wickedly entertaining caper involving red-hot men, cold hard cash, and deliciously dirty deeds. He's got the face, the abs, the fame, the fortune--and the sex video that could destroy his career. Hilton did allow that the fear of going without sex—or, worse yet, of being photographed while having sex with herself or another inmate —is what led to her break down when she was returned to prison after having been being released early by Sheriff Lee Baca.